Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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