I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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