Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
