it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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