Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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