we're blogging at a bar
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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