I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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