I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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