i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
