the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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