At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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