So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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