White coat. Heels.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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