Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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