This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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