Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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