just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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