the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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