Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
