Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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