I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
babies were throwing up all over the place
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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