What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize
