Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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