Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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