i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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