Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ketchup is God's man juice
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sext me about skeletons
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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