I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
3 2 1 whiskey
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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