I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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