i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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