is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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