you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Boobs are out for the taking
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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