so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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