Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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