wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He passed out mid-signature
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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