Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
