I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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