Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize