Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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