I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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