And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
