I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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