You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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