So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Randomize
