We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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