I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize
