I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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