he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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