i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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