forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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