:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
