these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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