remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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