So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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