Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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