i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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