I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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