Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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